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Some women with PMS...

Minifigs' Home

A home for our Lego minifigs, made by the wife :)

Hopefully, this will be the first of many.

Hunting

Childhood's End

Destroying, once and for all, all childhood dreams....

(Picture by Paul Krassner, and it may be better seen, or even bought, here.)

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Take your kids to vomit

I just love this kind of stuff. Just take a good look at the above poster of the film Mark of the Devil. Rated "V" for extreme violence, so gruesome everyone is expected to vomit during the session. So far so good, sounds like a flick I'd love to watch. But what's that? "All ages admitted"??? Whoa. How's that for incongruity? Cute.

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Shitload of dementia

Right. The above movie poster is a parody, as I'm sure you've noticed. No matter how demented you may consider a good zombie romp, master Romero never got to those extremes. Now, what if I told you that someone else got to those shitty extremes, pun very much intended? Hailing from good old Japan comes Zombie Ass - Toilet of the Dead, a big pile of (literally) steamy excrements, gore and unlimited laughs. Directed by Noboru Iguchi, it premiered in Fantastic Film Fest festival, in Texas, USA, in 2011. From the looks of the trailer it's a tongue very firmly in cheek incursion in the zombie lore, guaranteed to make us sick with laughter. Why don't you go check the official website, full of information about the film, the cast, and the crew, and with a fun game of smack the shitty zombie. Too bad it's in Japanese, but what the heck, you'll have fun. Further down you can watch the trailer. Once again, too bad it's in Japanese, not only because of the language, but also because of the censorship. Keep your eyes out for the DVD edition.

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Girls and Cars

Directed by Phillipe Garner, this short is a small beauty. "The Chase" is exactly what its title says: a chase, a car chase, with a gazillion police cars and helicopters in hot pursuit of four beautiful girls, each on her high horse power car. This computer animated short is a very small feature, running only 4 and a half minutes, give or take some seconds, credits included, and bets mainly on its visuals, which are stunning and flawless. Even so, it manages to include a final twist, which lets the chase make some sense. You can find right after this words. Enjoy.

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